the day after tomorrow's day: today

"I love you sheeya, won't you create and cradle my baby," she moaned.
"It's Shia," he orated as he wordlessly ripped off her fiberglass thong.
"Oh oh my stars and stripes," she moaned.
Shia soothingly caressed her eyebrow ridge and nervously muttered "You...are... a sweet meat pie." It was the first time he had ever given her such a compliment and he was worried she would
not moan in ecstasy at the serenade of his honey-mouthed nouns. And they both started floating toward the ceiling. Shia flailed but could not control his upward ascent. "What is this?1" he cried, "I thought we were going to really do it."
"This is it. I am going to float you until you are a lifeless floating shell; that I have sex with." She moaned. He kind of preened and liking this idea, had already inseminated his own his hands. Her face drooped to a metallic slavery. Eyebrows lowering, she spat quaaludes into his fat face. He caught one on his lower lip and, though he realized this was his premature punishment, he liked it and he didn't know why.
Fifteen minutes later he was the hottest hotshot of hot, shot. Little girls wanted to suck his dick, big girls wanted to suck his big dick, and everyone knew his shitty name. He could only think about the fame, and that one scene where he would make everything all over again: Robotron and Megan and him. It was only a matter of time and space, although certainly not space-time because that would be gay.

-We will now take a short break to find the Megan Fox video online-
-Video not found-

-30 years later-

"My what a charming VR session," she moaned.
"Yes, I too enjoyed it," he moaned. His old obsolete arms and legs had been replaced by robots. He turned into robots. They began to have dirty greasy robot sex while staring at his transformer posters. He slapped her with his tin robot hands, "is that how you like it?" he moaned. He shot nanobots all over her steering wheel and when that was covered he moved onto her protective chestplate.
"Yeah, yeah yeah yeah," she moaned, taking all of the nanobots in. She knew that these would kill her, like the fame killed who Shia truly was. She moaned her last passionate gasp and died. So he found a new dead body for his nanobots: Liza Minnelli.

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Nick and Roger