26.6.09

Crime and Funishment

"we're the best partyers ever, I think," said Mary-Kate. This was typical Mary-Kate, her sister noted, looking at her nails with her mouth open. "On Wednesday, I think, we should throw another one," Mary-Kate continued. Ashley was down.
And so, on the night of the full moon, they drank again from cups filled with nectars and with sips from their mouths they downed through about a bottle each. They had gotten them at Bevmo. The guests in attendance were:

Erica Lattenheart
Monica Kowalski
Morica Ludenbaur
Tanya Proscaria
Raul Peck
Giseppe Moriarti
Christine Clakarun
Beatrice Romain
Sentry O'Monica
Sentry O'Morica
"The Captain"
Samuel Nathanson
Theirry Quebec
Kate Hudson
Kurt Missionary
Amy Mezerine
Sally Thurover
Andy Hurst
Tomiko Shahachi
Joanna Poceta
Larry Updike
Misty Oya
Julie Walgren
Ben Sappor
Yvette Yvonne
Both of the Miller Twins
Lucy "Shangri-La" D'Amicco
Rodney Isaacson
Sheridan Von Moss
Kristen Wilder
Lindsey Prefixly
Carl Hedger
"The Skipper"
Anna Selier
Ali Spritz
Hannah Trizinsky
Maxwell Parks
Vivian Lowwes
Rachel Rivers
Richard Rice
Raquelle Ramirez
Manny Ortega
John Carpenter
Marissa Butler
Mary Ondioline
Joshua Micheals
Johnathan Katz
Colin Finley
Androgena Verur
Brian Scott
Tim McNeil
DeLaney Shirtzer
Gregory Allen
and

Mary-Kate and Ashley themselves.